"It's milking time" and Elliot Brett's hilarious yet so, so brilliant drag-act/musical project Lynks Afrikka is going to talk us through 'How to Make a Béchamel Sauce in 10 Steps (With Pictures)'. Released today via South London tastemakers SLOW DANCE, this tongue-in-cheek recipe turned industrial dance tune is a feast for the senses. Simmering beneath the vocals/instructions, a subtle acid-house-inspired bass line bubbles as fizzy electronic beats add tempo. Getting sexier with each whisper, the track climaxes just after the 2 minute mark before offering seasoning suggestions and a vegan almond milk option. -Holly Mullineaux